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[閒聊] 今早到省桃的免費公車

Jul 8th 2013, 20:26, by iiyu

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標題[閒聊] 今早到省桃的免費公車

時間Mon Jul 8 20:26:28 2013

一早搭公車到署桃。上車時撲鼻而來一股濃烈的屎味，坐在前方的阿姨跟司機先生說「有人踩到狗屎了，好臭」果不其然，走道上都是慘烈地大便痕跡，一直延伸到後座地板上。 (以後我都不敢放背包在地上了......) 車上依舊瀰漫著濃厚的屎味，有乘客按捺不住臭味，想往後坐。我趕緊出言制止「不要再踩到了~你的腳又踩到狗屎了!!!!」天啊~才這麼說著，那位先生只是無奈地將已採到大便的腳隨地抹了抹，又坐回原位。司機先生無奈地中途停車。跑去後車廂拿拖把，上來拖地。現場景象慘絕人寰，真是恐怖，為什麼這麼大坨屎沒有察覺，就把它帶上公車，污染大家的身心靈呢~ 司機邊擦邊循著可疑的足跡，鎖定一名老伯伯「就是你踩到狗屎的，快把腳放到拖把上踩一踩......」老伯伯起先不願意地看了看他的腳跟，後來才心不甘情不願地抬起他的腳。恐怖的汙染事件還不算落幕，車上始終瀰漫著淡淡的屎味，連剛上車的同學、阿桑都感覺到有股不對勁的氛圍，紛紛摀住口鼻。下車前我向戴著口罩的司機道了謝，感謝他沒讓我的鼻子遭受太大的折磨，也很同情他要忍著屎味開完這一班車，清洗被汙染的拖把....... 最後提醒大家，要上車之前，請記得你檢查的腳，不要踩到了狗大便。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 1.169.124.167

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